why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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