I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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