Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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