i think i have herpe
just one?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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