If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
