He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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