is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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