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I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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