the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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