Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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