Your tits are I can't wait for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he puts the penis in happiness.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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