Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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