i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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