Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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