How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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