And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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