Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Found your dick twin last night
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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