Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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