just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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