# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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