how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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