(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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