FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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