they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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