is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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