I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I know her cup size but not her name....
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