what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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