Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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