id be glad to
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I wear drunk well.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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