and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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