No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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