I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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