I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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