i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
foreskin is a definite game changer
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
