i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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