For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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