New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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