JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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