I wannas sexs uuuuu
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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