Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Houston, we have a blender
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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