I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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