Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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