She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize