Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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