i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my vag is so smooth its legendary
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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