YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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