She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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