do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
do nipples grow back?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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