if i can run in heels then i can drive
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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