cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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