If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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