at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
