Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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