do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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