I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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