me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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