Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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