I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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