Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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