Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
it hurts more in the daytime
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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