So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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