A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm always down for nudity.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
