Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
